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Nip Chaffage

By Shaw | September 1, 2008

q: when does one accrue nipple chaffage?
a: when one runs with a shirt.
q: what is the only reason to run with a shirt?
a: when it is the Nike Human race, and they give you a dri-fit Tshirt as your race number.
So yesterday was this human race. For all of you who don’t know, it was [...]

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Full hour run.

By Shaw | August 17, 2008

The first in 9 months. Pat on the back.
I have been enjoying naming my runs. So far I have: Meds-6, Kaynig+Creek 7, and LBJ. Just so you know, Texans have a deranged sense of pronunciation, here is a primer from Austin streets:
Guadalupe –> GuadaLOOP
Manor –> MAYnor
Koenig –> KAYnig
and my all time favorite:
Manchaca –> MAN-SHACK
ps. RoTi [...]

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